March 2012
juchepresident:
i want someone to follow rick santorum around everywhere and say “no” in a really stern voice every time he tries to speak
Why is all my food so far away?
Oh jesus I just found a ton of pictures of me on my computer
Oh my god what was that one even for
Oh jesus why why did I do that to myself
I just told my mom that I won’t be home today because I just bought a box of doughnuts with my roommate and I can’t leave until they’re gone
*~livin the life~*
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extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
clavid:
you were the fastest little sperm…. now look at you. oh how the mighty have fallen.
February 2012
I love when someone answers an anon
and you know that they sent it to themselves.
FACT: It is not okay for straight women to pretend...
dabigbangtheory:
youngstero:
there could be chameleons all over you right now and you’d have no idea
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sometimes i look at random people on the train or walking down the street and wonder about their day or what they had for breakfast or where they grew up and if they’re having a good or a bad day and i wonder if people do the same to me
no no they don’t because they aren’t weird
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Watch
Watchfuck-bitches-get-money:
I’d be the kid still eating cake, lol
OH my GOD
Watchkistlerrrkid:
chrisweedboygenius:
icameas-roman:
laughxloud:
isnt-she-l0vely:
toxic-ponies:
1612th:
a living example of the American education system’s success
omfg why
what.the.fuck.
this makes me want to cry myself to sleep
why you mad tho?
why you yelling tho?
why you being so ghetto about it tho?
why do you care tho?
“This is what society has come to”…. yup
